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typhoidmary's InsaneJournal:
| Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 | |
| 8:52 pm | hi aunt maggie!! im just an odd duck you know. I have no interest in looking sane. Just dont tell grammaw okay? |
| Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 | |
| 6:10 am | Invalid video URL. |
| Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 | |
| 11:38 pm | Ellen Cherry was as mystified as the fly that wasted a day following a plastic horse |
| Sunday, June 24th, 2007 | |
| 9:26 pm | I am not sure where this came from. Apparently I liked it enough to save it to notepad:: "Back in 1998 when I was living in downtown Salt Lake City, in a pretty sketchy neighborhood, or I guess as sketchy as a neighborhood in Utah could possibly be (where people smoke cigarettes! and drink tea!), someone broke into my four-door Honda Accord and stole my state-of-the-art JVC cassette stereo. And I was hopping mad about it until I noticed that the thief had broken in through one of those small triangular windows in the backseat, making the clean-up and repair minimal. He could have smashed any of the four bigger windows, or even the windshield, but he didn’t. He cared that much. That is a thief making his mama proud." |
| Saturday, June 16th, 2007 | |
| 7:42 pm | arbeit does NOT macht frei |
| Monday, June 11th, 2007 | |
| 5:09 pm | awwww. Everyone, Some of you heard me make that little speech during the cast party, and some of you heard me blare it out to anyone who would listen, but I'm going to say this again, That during the show last night, I realized that NOBODY builds a set, hangs lights, focuses lights, programs lights, techs, gives a dress rehearsal, deals with last-minute blocking issues, and performs all in the same day, especially if they suddenly and desperately have to urinate starting in the middle of Atalanta. NOBODY does this. But we did. Why? Because we're fucking crazy. But also because we knew it had to be done. And because we are a shitload of beautiful people. Seriously. I am so impressed with and happy about and, let's be honest, amazed by each and every single one of you (even you, Kayla, despite the fact that you gave me that evil smirk of revenge last night...you know the look I mean... :-) Anyway, this is my HUZZAH director's email, which is consistently one of my great joys in life. Thank you, thank you, thank you all. Never, never, never would this show/ritual have been what it was (AND STILL IS AND WILL BE!) without the beauty that each and every single last fucking one of you brought with you. I love this cast, and I love this crew, collectively and individually. And above all, I love this show! Let's send someone to the store to get another couple of six-packs of whoop-ass (that's tequilla to you, Jon) and do it all again, Andrew so. um are IJ cuts the same as Lj cuts?? |
| 12:39 pm | eli is doing well. I have cancelled all my evening activities this week just so that I can really focus on nurturing. there is something I want to complain about. Noone on Lj can see me complain here. All the people here will have no idea what I am on about so it seems okay. what i learned this weekend is that life can be more interesting when you are the third wheel to someone elses agenda. The woman with the ford focus needs an attitude adjustment. She insisted four grown women and all the baggage fit into her two door ford focus and drive many hours. I offered my big boxy volvo and she said "I need to drive". I said "you can be the driver of my car" she said no. I want to drive mine. She picks us all up and her transmission is acting funny. I have tuck my feet under my ass on the way down. When we got to portland she announced she wanted 40 cents a mile and we could split it. We were going to sleep, do the play and drive back that night to get in at four a.m. Cause I just wanted to go home ASAP. I was asleep by nine thirty and then the driver proceeded to get drunk and stay up till 3.30 am. I put lotsa pillows over my head. She was yeeling about how people that have kids should something something. I dunno i just put the pillows over my head. she was either really happy or angry. I was the only parent in the group. So I found a different way back. I didnt make anything of it and was super fake in my dealings with her and rubbed her shoulders and stuff. I could tell by the look in her eye that she knew I was fed the ma fuck up. She tried telling me that I HAD to go back with her because I could drive a clutch and she was just too tired. I just handed her some money and said I needed to go party at the cast party. Which wasn't true at all. ssshhhhhh. its a secret. oh well. to tell the truth, I had such a magical time on the agenda of another. I was taken to three hours of sunday morning ecstatic dance. eighty year old women dancing to techno music. All ages. all sizes. dancing sweating stretching. after that a party with hot tubs and very kind people. looks like the people i spent my weekend with hAVE all friended my other journal. It was just so wonderful. was a magical weekend!! I felt like a sailboat in unknown territory. |
| Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 | |
| 3:02 pm | I am only a wank when I DECIDE to be. I am never surprised by people's responses. but the part that kicks my ass is that I change my mind about people eventually. I say the most outrageous things when I am absolutely sober. So, bah. I shoud gag myself permanently. would that be hot? |
| 12:24 pm | todays thots on polyamory slugs rawk. see a boy slug will crawl out onto the middle of your hiking trail and some females with follow him, maybe some more boy slugs too. then the boy slugs will start gyrating around throwing slug sperms in the air and the girls will twirl around and catch the sperms. they are kinda fun to run over with your mountain bike tires but slugs are really sticky things. rocks will stick to the dead slugs on your tires and then, while you are riding the rocks will come off your tires and hit you in the head |
| Monday, June 4th, 2007 | |
| 1:14 am | friend xingularity. he rules thanx |
| Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 | |
| 8:23 pm | my "true will" is to be moved by my interpretation of meaning, rather than an event. Free will may be an illusion. but my true will is to find the perspective that empowers me. your worst fears come true and next.... you need to thrive. My self actualization is not in the external accomplishments, my self actualization is porportional to my self transcendance I had the opportunity to excersize my true will today. first I would like to say hoorah for getting off your bike and walking when you are scared of the cliffs and hoorah for aluminum frames I can fly over my handle bars with FLAIR now. Some of you on my flist know me in RL and have seen me topless. Many of you have asked "hey whats that scar on your back?" and I say "well I had heart surgery" they did fix the valves. There is nothing they can do about the wall between my two chambers being the wrong shape. I had an incident today and it became an opportunity to excersize my true will. I fell behind. Miles of steep incline and the heat really got to me. I was upset. People that I knew were weaker than me were miles ahead. and I was alone. My heart was not beating properly. I knew I was going to be okay but it hurt!! I was PISSED. I dont know if you have ever tried to help anyone who is having a heart attack but aren't they crabby? They dont make it easy for you to help them do they. There is something about heart trouble that makes you feel rage. So I layed down on the ground in the shade. I hated the mountain. I hated myself. I hated the heart that I was born with. I wanted to cry. I was probably one fifth through my adventure. I waited for my heart to start beating normally again and then I got up and decided I was not going back to the car. I was going to ride the mountain even if I was far behind and alone. I remembered what my mom told me when I was pregnant with Aidan. dont expect any help. dont expect the father to stay with you. dont expect me to help you. Imagine that the baby is crying and it is the middle of the night and it is JUST you and that baby. Use that to decide if you are putting him up for adoption or keeping him and i did use that measure. i proceeded to be a single mother in Alaska. and that is what the mountain was like for me this weekend. It was not for socializing, it was JUST FOR ME. and i could take what I wanted from it. this is what I took. I like my funny little body. and I love my spirit. I am glad I am here. and I am glad that I learned that that this trail was too advanced for me. and I saw beautiful things. and I know exactly what I cant endure. so I wont try this again till im stronger. I cant believe how many falls I took and how many miles I put on. yay me. im a liger. Thanks   know what else I discovered? ravens that live in logging areas can sound just like chainsaws |
| Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 | |
| 5:48 pm | citisize this please, im experimenting my "true will" is to be moved by my interpretation of meaning, rather than an event. free will may be an illusion but my true will is to find the perspective that empowers me. your worst fears come true and next.... you need to thrive. Its in the perspective. Sometimes you will not have money or power or friends to get you to that mental place. You might not have the use of your limbs or sight but the show will go on. Don't watch your inner turmoil, but turn your gaze to what is waiting self actualization is not in the victory, self actualization is porportional to the self transcendance |
| Friday, June 1st, 2007 | |
| 11:37 pm | Invalid video URL. |
| 8:46 pm | i have new shoes!!  they make me feel SO fancy .... |
| 8:04 pm | mosspiggy, watchadoing on june ninth?? I dont know what im doing but If I cant get outta protland fast we sould go get 86ed from somewhere. even if its from my own conscience oooh. lookit. Invalid video URL. well durnit so youtube doesnt work on here? mY son has friends over tonight. I AM BORED SO BORED |
| 4:46 pm | todays ftw... aoi....: inevitable kayla: lol aoi...: its the way you have acted in the past kayla: wanna see my butt? kayla: hey kayla: how can we make a pact of civility? aoi...: let me take you on another trip kayla: no fucking way aoi...: fine aoi...: no italy then kayla: ok kayla: i would be the one paying for it anyway aoi....: whatever that just makes me giggle. both parties were being sincere. |
| Thursday, May 31st, 2007 | |
| 9:17 pm | you should friend all of my excellent friends!! |
| 5:10 pm | nothing will make you sadder than trying to cure sadness. i saw that three times today. I saw it on a friends list of pithy sayings, I saw it in Rumi and it was also part of the description of the art card for the toth tarot deck. so lah dee dee dah dee dah |
| 12:50 pm | hey im bentnails on LJ. im 33. I pulled four white hairs out this morning. they were thick and curly. If I had more I would keep them. I hope enough people get on IJ. I wanna post pics. anyone tell me if insanejournal will host them?  I live in a secluded area and im gonna go lay in the sun naked now. |
| Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 | |
| 10:10 pm | hey. i like tjis jernal. how do i make the ads go away?? i need to make popcorn |