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Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
| Time |
Event |
| 12:24p |
todays thots on polyamory
slugs rawk. see a boy slug will crawl out onto the middle of your hiking trail and some females with follow him, maybe some more boy slugs too. then the boy slugs will start gyrating around throwing slug sperms in the air and the girls will twirl around and catch the sperms.
they are kinda fun to run over with your mountain bike tires but slugs are really sticky things. rocks will stick to the dead slugs on your tires and then, while you are riding the rocks will come off your tires and hit you in the head | | 3:02p |
I am only a wank when I DECIDE to be.
I am never surprised by people's responses.
but
the part that kicks my ass is that I change my mind about people eventually.
I say the most outrageous things when I am absolutely sober.
So, bah.
I shoud gag myself permanently.
would that be hot? |
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